Stud Finder
a man is f-cking a women from behind with her head inches away from the wall. if you prefer she can wear a hard hat. right as your about to c-m you give’r one final hammer and push her head through the wall. her head will either go straight through the or find the 2×4. either way you know where to hang the picture.
when the doctor asked me how she got the concussion, i just wanted to tell him about my new stud finder.
a girl who has the ability to point out really good looking guy
“why doesn’t she like me”
“maybe its cause shes too busy being a stud finder to notice us unstudly”
a modification of standing congress, the stud finder involves picking up the woman and having her lean back. back parallel to the ground. approach a wall and begin to thrust while slide stepping down the wall. after putting a couple holes in the wall, find a support (a stud) and promptly hang a picture. hopefully you’ll have a wall full of pictures… eventually.
after doing the stud finder last night a family of 4 ended up in the hospital with broken spines and 4 new van gogh’s were hung on my wall.
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