stud ranch
an expression used when a pack of “cool” abercrombie or hollister poster boys walk by.
(guys walk by)
person 1: ” they all look the same!!”
person 2: ” stud ranch!!!”
the residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on all women. he goes out most sat-rday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. after this he retires to his ‘stud ranch’, generally with a different woman by his side each week. often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. often referred to as a moller or bulla, he is the object of every woman’s desire, as is his ranch.
she couldn’t resist the offer to go back to the ‘stud ranch’, and it’s a long taxi ride to slacks creek.
lets go over to the ‘stud ranch’ for poker friday night, there’s sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
the residence of a highly evolved male who has an unprecedented effect on all women. he goes out most sat-rday nights with the sole purpose of making women go weak at the knees. after this he retires to his ‘stud ranch’, generally with a different woman by his side each week. often seen wearing a black cap and being told to take it off to highlight the incredible attributes of his face. often referred to as moller or bulla, he is the object of every woman’s desire, as is his ranch.
she couldn’t resist the offer to go back to the ‘stud ranch’, and it’s a long taxi ride to slacks creek.
lets go over to the ‘stud ranch’ for poker friday night, there’s sure to be a wide variety of beautiful women there.
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