Student Services


a place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.
first year student: “i’m going to go to student services to get information and help with financial -ssistance!”
fourth year student: “haha, yeah…good luck with that.”
-6 hours later-
first year student: “motherfu–“

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