study buddy
a relationship between two people wherein they have physical intercourse while or in between studying times, usually a secret term to fool parents and other people who would not approve.
sherry and i are study buddies.
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adderall, perscription adhd medication that can induce concentration for extended periods of time. often taken without prescription by students who want to cram.
student 1: agh, i have three tests tomorrow… i’ll never be able to prepare!
student 2: want a study buddy?
someone to chill with in study when you’re supposed to do “work.”
i can’t wait till i see my study buddy.
1. ritalin, aderol, dexedrine; anything to help you get an a on a final of a cl-ss you are failing/haven’t gone to once udring the entire semester
2. allows one to navigate and absorb hours of excrutiatingly boring material in the hopes of throwing it back up on a test or exam
if it weren’t for these study buddies, i wouldn’t have been able to study for 2 days straight without any sleep.
a study buddy is any drug taken to excess to aid an academically-ailing student to study. these can range from adderalls to cocaine to peyote.
john: i’m failing this final. i can’t even open the book, i’m so dazed.
paul: psh, lemme introduce you to my study buddy, mary jane, she helps in a variety of amazing ways.
invented by an art student at uga, the study buddy is a drink consisting of a shot of vodka (the cheaper the better: taaka is always a winner) mixed with a crushed up adderall (5mg ir is plenty) and chased with c-ke zero. the drink is a perfect “f-ck you” to non-art majors whose intoxication might impede their grades because everyone knows art majors make great drunk artwork, especially around the sleepless times of finals week.
hey, let me make you a study buddy! it’s cool, i’m an art major.
when a guy gets a b-n-r while studying, or can’t focus on their work because they are too h-rny.
(after a long, intense kiss from his s-xy wife)
“man, now i got a study buddy.”
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