Stuffed Cucumber Salad
a stuffed cuc-mber salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional -n-l stuffed cuc-mber. the cuc-mber is fully inserted into the r-ct-m and is retained. post retainage, the partner with the cuc-mber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. the cuc-mber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the -ss with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. all is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cuc-mber on the viewer’s chest. depending upon the state of the dropper’s bowels, the cuc-mber may stick to or roll off the chest.
sonja gave herself an -n-l stuffed cuc-mber then squatted over carl’s face. she gave him the best stuffed cuc-mber salad he had ever experienced. her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a whack-a-mole game.
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