Stuffed Mushroom
taking your mega-huge raging b-n-r and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.
saves from embarr-ssment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. also prevents potential injury.
(inspired by superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
did you see what jessica was wearing today? i had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!
good thing i pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!
i had a stuffed mushroom during gym cl-ss today, i don’t know how i managed to run that mile!
when one person carefully picks his/her nose and selectively puts the findings in another’s mouth.
christi gave nathaniel a stuffed mushroom.
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