Stuffing the Pumpkin
the careful and meticulously crafted art of -j-c-l-t-ng in every possible hole situated on your partner’s face. the ‘pumpkin’ in the term refers to your b-tch’s large terrifying noggin and ‘stuffing’… well …
like carving a pumpkin, care and detail in this endeavour is essential, as the task is not for the rookie or faint of heart. it has been compared to open-heart surgery when regarding its difficulty. in order to properly stuff a girl’s pumpkin you must j-zz in both of her ears, both nostrils, the mouth and on the eyeb-lls… all in one shot. only the true master of their domain can exude the control and power needed to accomplish this s-x trick. however, if performed correctly, girls instantly cream themselves…. despite the common belief…
stuffing the pumpkin definition: essentially turn your girl’s face into a pic-sso.
bruh, alicia and i got frisky last night. i was d-cking her down and she asked for me to stuff her pumpkin. of course i obliged. i got all the right spots dude. she creamed all over her thighs afterward.
Read Also:
- Swedish actionfilm
another expression for a p-rn film. mainly used in the balkan countries, since it was falsely believed that the scandinavians invented the p-rn film industry first. guy 1: bro, emma stone is so hot! guy 2: i know dude, i would totally like to shoot a swedish actionfilm with her.
- Swifty
where you jerk a guy off and then give him a razer naga. guy 1: got swifty’d by some dude the other day, now i can play wow better with my new razer naga. one of the most awesome people on all of youtube. he is awesome at video games, he is a role model […]
- tampon drunk
soaking a tampon in alcohol than shoving it in your v-g-n- or -sshole to make you feel drunk her mom can smell alcohol in her breath so we have to get tampon drunk
- terry collins
an alcoholic drink made with kool aide that causes the imbiber’s iq to almost instantly drop fifty points, thereby causing behavior and actions that leave other people shaking their heads. eventually leads to walking around with multi colored pens while muttering intangible sentences. see also “clueless”. oh for crissakes, have you been drinking terry collinses […]
- texy
a word or text written that could be taken as s-xual content; a s-xy text “my fingers move quick” “that sounds texy to me” s-xy. texas style. everyone knows texas is the home of the hottest chicks in the us. i don’t know what it is, but with that cowgirl hat on, amanda sure looks […]