stump

1. the remains of an uprooted or chopped down tree
2. a person who is a waste of sp-ce. does nothing with their lives and refuses to talk to anyone, instead reading their messages and never replying back, ’cause you know, it’s a stump and sh-t. they sit there all day and succeed in doing nothing but taking up sp-ce.
everyone in this town just acts like a godd-mn stump.
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a short, poorly dressed p-rn actress; specifically kendra jade
look at the stump hanging on to lukas rossi like a cold sore.
the remaining part of an amputated limb (i.e. arm or leg)
cherry’s stump is so freakin’ attractive even if it’s just three inches from her hip.
a drinking game in which a group of people sit around a “stump” (usually a log which is wide in radius and so big that the players wonder how the h-ll it was transported to the place of game-play).

each player must hammer a nail slightly into the stump to mark their place around the circle, with the nail standing upright and only about 1/4″ into the wood. players p-ss the hammer around to take turns.

on a players turn, he/she must hit an empty place on the wood, followed by a middle nail which is placed at the center of the stump, and finally another player’s nail. typically, this is done with the player’s opposite hand.

when your nail is h-t, you must take a shot/drink. if it is your turn and you do not hit the middle nail, you forfeit the chance to swing at another player’s nail and must take a drink. this also applies if you swing at another person’s nail and miss.

a player is “out” when his or her nail is either hammered completely into the stump so that it cannot be removed with the back of the hammer or by slamming the sides, or if the nail flies out of the wood after being hit.

the winner is the person whose nail outlasts the others, and generally the most sober player at the end of the game.

this is thought to be the dumbest and most fun of all party games. also thought to have originated at ohio university, the #1 party school in america.
kid cool enough to have a stump in his living room: “hey, you guys wanna play stump?”

everyone at the party: wtf is stump?

kid: “oh you’ll see.”
a person who is short and stuby in stature
brian you are such a little d-mn stump
v. (politics) the act of delivering a stump speech.
democratic stalwart bob kerrey offered to stump for senator joe lieberman during his 2006 campaign for nomination for one of conneticut’s seats in the united states senate.
the bottom part of a m-ffin.
what u dont like the stump?
adj. describing something that is cool or attractive.

weird i know, but some kids actually say this where i’m from (south west uk), so although you may not have heard of it, some say it.
dan – “that girl’s stump!”

mike – “went to the motorcross on the weekend. it was stump”

jamie – “that car is stump!”