stumpfing
to stumble uncontrollably in an alcohol educed haze in which older objects appear younger. bad decisions have been known to occur while stumpfing not limited to: arrests, children, and cougar attacks.
dude1: holy cr-p i just woke up with a gmilf this morning, i didn’t think i had that much to drink!
dude2: man when i saw you at the bar you were totally stumpfing your brains out.
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