stumpkin
the art of recieving head from a woman while she is taking a dump…
man i was just in the bathroom and t–ts was giving me a stumpkin…
1. similar to the conventional blumpkin, in that one receives oral pleasure whilst defecating, but one is seated on a stump instead of the usual toilet
2. when one’s partner attempts to s-xually pleasure an amputated limb.
1. now that we’re in the redwood forest, it’s the perfect time for a stumpkin jazzmun! i gotta go bad!
2. losing the leg was tragic, but the stumpkins almost make up for it
when one is taking an extremely hard test/final while receiving head.
john: dude that exam was so hard!
broseph: bro, i know. at least i was kind of happy because ms. t-ts was giving me a stumpkin.
john: bro. respect.
-knucks-
1. one who portrays characteristics of what would make you want to shout out “stump”
2. a term used to describe anything and everything, as long as it sounds right.
1. “man, that was some stumpkin!!! great job!” or “man, that was stumpkin, just plain booty…”
2. a person, rather large in size or even just wobbly and funny looking, is skipping down the road and all of a sudden trips and falls..youre instincts propel you to scream “ahaaa what a stumpkin!!”
much like the blumpkin where you receive head while taking a sh-t, the stumpkin is when you receive head while studying.
n-gg-, if i had a stumpkin right now, i could ace this final.
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