stunned mullet
a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment
b. in a state of inertia
very common in australia
“like a stunned mullet” “he just stood there like a stunned mullet”
a sneaky s-xual move to illicite a look of absolute suprise (refer stunned mullet above) on your lady friend.
when your wife/girlfriend/flatmate is sitting peacefully on the sofa (watching tv) sneak up behind her with your c-ck out. slap her head with it. the look of astonishment will be priceless
jarrod’s mum nearly died when i gave her a stunned mullet the other day. his dad is trying to kill me.
a lesbian taken by surprise.
when tamsin learned that deshonda wasn’t moving in on the second date, tamsin was a stunned mullet.
a sh-t found floating in the surf
as shane was catching a wave he noticed a stunned mullet floating by
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