Stunt Shitting
the act of defecating as a performance or art. a highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to sh-t on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quant-ties or to fire huge distances
famous examples include walther beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing sh-t all over the audience
for further examples see albanian roulette albanian sausage factory} hamburg oil spill albanian baby shower haggis surprise bulgarian carpet bomb and glaswegian zeppelin crash
guy 1: dude this gathering is so lame, bail?
guy 2: dont fret chum, i am an ace in the art of stunt sh-tting, and right now i’m cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire
guy 1: man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
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