Stunt Wife
a stand in wife (a great female friend) while your wife is out of town.
will normally do things that your wife won’t do, like listening to music up loud.
hey what are you up to this weekend seeing the wife is out of town.
i’ve got the stunt wife coming over one night and we are going to listen to “they might be giants” up
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