stupid asian
clearly an oxymoron, as no such thing may exist. the day one exists is the day the universe will explode from sheer confusion.
person 1: lol this asian guy in my math cl-ss couldn’t answer this easy calculus problem! stupid asian!
the world explodes.
surly such a thing does not exist
there is not one stupid asian
if someone is asian and are generally or stereotypically a really smart person, and you ask them a question and they answer it wrong or blank out for a few seconds and say “yeah?”, then you are allowed to call them a “stupid asian”. also, if they do something that is obviously stupid (e.g. jumping off the stairwell while trying to fly…even if they’re just joking), than you can also call them a stupid asian. if they’ve done something not even stupid or wrong, than you shouldn’t call the asian person a stupid asian, because seriously, that’s like calling this blond haired person a “dumb blonde”, if they won a n-bel prize. it’s just stupid…
you: hey dude…so uh, how ’bout that weather today…?
asian: …
asian: …
asian: whu?
you: ugh, you stupid asian!
you: mr. _____, what is the answer to 4 + 4?
asian: ooh; i know!
you: …well, what is it?!
asian: nine?!
you: ugh, no you dumb-ss; eight! agh, you’re such a stupid asian.
asian and you: -laughing-
((there are some more examples, but i’m too lazy…))
an insult given to someone who is stupid, but no neccesarily an asian
1: whats that over there?
2: is it a bird?
3: no, its a train, you stupid asian!!
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