stupid change


when a waitress gives you change that has you either give a lot of money or very little for the tip. this is a trick to guilt you, don’t fall for it.

see example for better understanding.
i was out once and the bill came to $29. i gave the waitress a $50. she came back with my change, a $20 bill and a $1 bill, stupid change. am i supposed to leave her a $20 tip on a $29 order? i think not! i left that stupid b-tch one dollar. maybe some other sucker will fall for her tricks.

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