Stupid John


– a john which connot be bothered

– a john that won’t have s-x

– a john that cant get erect

– a john that sighs alot

– a john that takes up smoking

– a john with a lazy p-n-s
“sorry shirly cant have s-x tonight -i have stupid john”

“god not stupid john again and right before a big date”

“a yep my d-ck had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns”

“sorry shirly cant have s-x tonight -i have a stupid john”

“god not lazy john again and right before a big date”

“a yep my d-ck had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john”

“man, i’m just about to score, but my stupid john came late!”

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