stupidity
see george w. bush
george w. bush is a pillar of stupidity
n. a very common and largely ignored affliction. approximately 97% of all people suffer from it. they can be split into two fairly equal halves: democrats and republicans.
“stupidity rules this world by sheer force of numbers”
the perpetual trademark of our species. the random and unpredictable state of mind that causes and governs wars, unwanted pregnancies, political actions, divorces, ripoffs, reality tv shows, copycat crimes, cults, self-injury, and lawsuits.
since the stupid in our midst are breeding uncontrollably while the intelligent minority are dying out, one can easily predict that our stupidity will far outpace our technological progress within a few decades, and propel us back to the stone age or extinction with in a few centuries.
you can never go broke by underestimating the stupidity of the human race.
lack of intelligence. the most common thing known to man, followed far behind by hydrogen atoms.
“only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and i’m not sure about the former.”-albert einstein
a very dangerous, usually fatal disease in which a person becomes stupid.
“oh my god, i cought stupidity, i duuuhhh…”
a state of mind often attributed to those unable to string together coherent sentences (must…avoid…saying…name…of…us president…). frequently blamed on such things as tv.
an important question is, “how those who blame stupidity on tv actually know how it causes stupidity if they don’t watch it?”
let’s all blame stupidity on bizarre things like television, the dog next door or a small chicken called bill.
stupidity is knowing better but doing something anyways. not to be confused with ignorance.
smoking crack ruins lives…people do it anyways. a fine example of stupidity.
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