Stupidity Advisor
a hired bodyguard who follows a celebrity around in their likely travels and advises against doing anything inappropriate that the media would eat up and ruin the celebrity’s image/occupation/life. this can include things like drunk driving, bong- hitting, girl- raping, and the like. they have also been known to carry weapons utilize violence on the media as a final resort
paris hilton went to jail because she didn’t have a stupidity advisor. same with britney spears, except she would go to jail for marrying k- fed.
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