Sturgeon’s revelation
a law similar to murphy’s law that states: “90% of everything is cr-p”.
dawg how about eating a taco?
naw shizzle. i dont eat random cr-p because of sturgeon’s revelation. its probably cr-p.
whatev homey. (eats it). sick! this tastes like diarrhea!
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