Stutter-fuck
(verb) the highly frustrating occurrence when someone asks you to repeat yourself as if they didn’t hear your words properly, only to have them interrupt you as they respond to what you just said indicating they heard you correctly the first time. it makes you wonder why they asked you to repeat yourself in the first place and can be described as being forced to stutter voluntarily… but who the h-ll wants to do that?
“would you please stop stutter-f-ckin’ me! that’s the tenth time in the last 5 minutes you’ve asked me to repeat myself only to have you verbally stomp me as i tell you what you obviously already heard!”
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