Sub-Off
term used to describe a man (typically overweight) who finds pleasure when masturbating with a delicious subway submarine sandwich around their shaft.
mike couldn’t wait to get home from work and sub-off to pictures of jared.
in mike’s fantasy, he imagines jared subbing him off with meatball marinara on wheat, lettuce, tomato, and swiss cheese; all while he eventually produces the mayonnaise.
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