subaru dealership
(n) a person suffering from an unknown number of s-xually transmitted infections (stis)
in 2006 subaru officially changed the name of the impreza wrx model to impreza sti. thus, a subaru dealership would be expected to contain a large number of model sti autos. given that public health officials have also recently introduced the term sti to accompany the more well known “s-xually transmitted disease,” or std, the pun is a relatively young neologism.
a-“that gary is a beast-last night he went to three clubs, took home two girls from each and went raw on all of them.”
b-“gary is a friggin subaru dealership.”
alternative:
a-“britnay terple has had more s-xual partners than there are chemical elements.”
b-“terple subaru is open for business.”
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