subaru owner
(noun) people who yell at teenagers who lack helmets whilst mounted on bicycles, people who refuse to celebrate christmas simply because it involves cutting down trees, and people who can not make u-turns
emily: i’m pretty sure that sign said no u-turns.
jenna: what a subaru owner
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