Subconscious Boner Syndrome
when you have a b-n-r at a time when you dont want one, but for some reason you just can’t get rid of it as a result of subconscious s-xual thoughts. when you try to distract yourself from s-xual thoughts in order to lose the b-n-r, s-xual hallucinations only worsen. as a result, the b-n-r only stays longer and you have no power over it.
john: “man, i was in cl-ss today and i got this huge b-n-r and all of a sudden, i could only think about s-x! i hope no one saw it.”
fred: “dude, that sounds like you had a bad case of subconscious b-n-r syndrome!”
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