Submarine Equipment
technology, usually electronic in nature, that is better suited to being on a sinking cold war era nuclear sub because it is not aesthetically pleasing, user unfriendly, unreliable, and in general a piece of cr-p. now that the cold war has ended and the commies have been soundly defeated, submarine equipment is most often found in the bas-m-nts of universities, and strangely enough, at the hearts of multi-million dollar corporations controlling vital functions. usually management shows a strange irresistible attraction to submarine equipment, especially when less expensive and far better consumer grade alternatives exist.
-hey george, nice phone. you nick from patrick bateman after he beat some hooker to death with it?
-no phil, this piece of submarine equipment is my new f-cking cell phone. thanks management! want to go safety dancing and maybe do a quick line of c-ke?
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