submission
to submit is either to
1) quit or give in due to pain or insurmountable/over whelming pressure
2) to hand something in
“oh dear g-d this hurts, i submit, holy sh-t, i submit”
“loser, by submission is…”
“i submitted my homework to you a week ago”
“applications must be submitted in 3 days”
when you are on a desperate trip for food from subway, and you will not settle or give up until that certain food (none other) is in your stomach, hence the “mission” part.
“need a scran, i’m feeling a submission”
a move made by a man on a woman to subdue her for strictly s-xual purposes.
jake: hey did you see that wicked submission i put on that chick last night?
walter: yeah, she stopped screaming right away.
this is g-d’s final message to humanity. all of g-d’s prophets have come to this world, and all the scriptures have been delivered. the time has come to purify and consolidate all the messages delivered by g-d’s prophets into one message, and to proclaim that henceforth, there is only one religion acceptable to g-d – “submission” (quran 3:19, 85).
this is the true islam.
don’t listen to the mainstream muslims, they demonstrate the corruption of this religion. submitters believe in g-d alone and follow quran alone. they reject hadiths and sunnas and the worshipping of mohammed as an idol beside g-d.
see: submission.org
surely, those who believe,
those who are jewish, the christians,
and the converts; anyone who
(1) believes in god, and
(2) believes in the last day, and
(3) leads a righteous life,
will receive their recompense from their lord.
they have nothing to fear, nor will they grieve. (2:62, 5:69)
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