substantial abundance of wiener
a term used to describe lot of guys in the same place; a sausage fest.
phil: “what a rockin’ club! time to get my groove on!”
matt: “uh…i don’t know man…there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint.”
phil: “whatever, i’m gonna go dance with that hot girl over there!”
matt: “no no wait dude, that’s a…”
(phil goes over to the “girl”)
phil: “you must be from tennessee because there’s a mirror in your pocket.”
‘girl’ (deep voice): “just come here b-tch!”
phil: “hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me…let me fix that for you…wait a minute…what the…oh sh-t!!!” (runs away)
matt (laughs hysterically)
phil: “d-mn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the village people in leather jackets.”
matt: “you grabbed a transvest-te’s d-ck, man.”
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