substitute teachers

great to have cover your lessons at school in years 7 to 9, but once you hit gcse level in year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a p-ss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.
example…

year 7 : what? miss isn’t in?? score!! we have a subst-tute teacher!!!

year 11 : what? miss isn’t in? great, i’m gonna fail my exams now we have a subst-tute teacher!
1. wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. during strikes, are called scabs. usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. if they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. also known as subs.

2. prost-tutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can’t figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.
that sub we had today was a real subst-tute teacher.
the best kind of teacher to annoy the h-ll out of
you should’ve been there! we threw papers, pencils..all over the place. we asked stupid questions like “why is the sky blue” and crawled all over the floor. the subst-tute teacher couldn’t do sh-t about it! ~ (dirge)
the act of sitting on one’s non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. similar to the stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).
i’m a little sick, but it’s nothing that a beer and
a quick subst-tute teacher can’t fix.
i had this subst-tute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked i swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. she was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.
she started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. the students made themselves at home some dude recording the sh-t with his self phone.
1. an old r-t-rd that can’t hear. someone who’s name happens to be mrs. g. or mrs. greene. someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. also a fat r-t-rded loser who is a pizza faced b-tch.
mrs. g. the subst-tute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can’t hear me yelling at her.
where the male invites his “woman” over for some “kinky s-x”, ties her up, then has another woman enter the room and proceeds fornicate with her in front of his “woman”.
while dating my middle school teacher, mrs. jugz, i preformed a subst-tute teacher, which included mrs. jugz, mrs. jugz’s mother and myself.