Subtle douche
an individual that bears the semblance of being a cool person, but this perception is merely a veil for their extensive douchiness. a subtle douche may take the shape of someone not generally perceived as a douche (i.e. a nerd), but may in fact use that sterotyping as leverage to -ssert their ill-conceived sense of self-worth. subtle douches generally aren’t as blatant in expressing their levels of douchiness, but are capable of putting forth equal to larger amounts as their more expressive cousins.
person a: something about his cl-ss, man, i just can’t seem to get above a b on his essays.
subtle douche: yeah, i don’t know what is either, seems i’m always getting at least a 95%. i don’t get it.
person b: i’m doing my report on edgar allen poe, how do you feel about him?
subtle douche: well poe was something of a tortured genius. unfortunately, the way he was perceived by the public outweighs the sheer brilliance of his work. he reminds me of myself in that sense.
person c: g-d, the beatles are such a solid band. i love them so much.
subtle douche: yeah, the beatles are cool and all, but they’re waaaaay mainstream. i like mumford & sons. they’re way indie bro. seriously, like no one knows who they are.
person c: you’re a f-cking tool.
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