Suburban Commando
unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.
ever since i got this telecommute development position, i’ve been able to go suburban commando without arrest!
suburban commando (1991) was a movie which starred the famous “hulk hogan” and some other misc. characters.
the movie is about a commando who comes from out of sp-ce, and lands in a suburb on the wrong planet, earth.
the movie is about a 2 to 3/10 overall, and gets about 20% of ratings. the only reason why this movie succeeds is that it contains one of the most cheasiest succession of lines ever put into a movie. this movie is up there with “street fighter” starring jean claude van damme.
if you have a girlfriend or would like some female actions – guys; i highly recommend this movie. it is that bad it will turn any girl off and make her crave you for the next hour or so.
two thumbs up to hulk hogan for this masterpiece movie. this movie has got to be one of the most d-ck-cheesy, gooey type of movies ever created. it is the best.
hulk hogan the suburban commando says. how do you like that? you have been face pounded.
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