suburban hick


an unsophisticated person from a sub-urban area who is known to tan frequently, bleach their hair, and wear many misguided fashions at once, such as oversized sun-gl-sses, gauchos, flip-flops, popped collars, and anything from abercrombie & fitch. can often be found wandering aimlessly in a mall talking on a cell phone. usually travels in packs. often posts pictures of themselves scantily clad and drinking heavily on social networking websites such as mysp-ce and facebook.
while in the city, the suburban hicks stuck out like a sore thumb.

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