Suburban Sexuals


owns cats. bakes cookies. responds to nicky eliafan.
i love the way he builds that stool from ikea. he must be like so suburban-s-xual.
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the married couple that acts gay. just as the word metro s-xual is for men that act and look gay.
brad and jenn are such suburban s-xuals, they are both wearing matching plaid shirts going to the bed bath and beyond, then off to book club together.

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