Suburban Viking


a bored suburban male teenager (often a wasp) who finds delight in the finer arts of barbarism, such as: burglary, arson and senseless vandalism. sometimes the suburban viking actually gets good at what he does, but ultimately gets caught for a stupid reason.
did you hear the suburban viking got caught over winter break?
yeah, he got five years probation!

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