Suburban Wasteland
a heavily populated and developed area that lies outside of a major city. it is typically known for it large number of strip malls and chain restaurants. the local populace, or “townies” are usually, overweight, slow (mentally and physically) and have a penchant for sh-tty hollywood movies and fast food. its also known for having large concentrations of children and geriatrics.
“hey, can we stop at dunkin’ dounuts, i wanna grab a coffee?”
“we just p-ssed one.”
“oh sh-t. well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. wait! there’s a starbucks!”
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