Suburbanitis
1. a condition whereby any metropolitan area has its crime statistics exponentially increased or embellished by a person whose residence has fallen outside said area for at least three-quarters of their life.
2. rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.
after visiting toronto, matt felt encouraged and qualified to bash detroit despite his embarr-ssing case of suburbanitis.
a spoiled rich kid who has no life,that makes drama when they get bored because they have nothing better to do are sufferers of suburbanitis.
the pampered rich b-tch had no life, so she started a fight because of something another girl had on mysp-ce for no reason as a cause of suburbanitis.
-noun
acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “joneses”, caused by dual income heteros-xual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence
since they have been married, melinda and edward suffer from such bad suburbanitis; i don’t know how they manage to pay their mortgage with their four cars, boat, motorcycle, and constant traveling abroad.
Read Also:
- Wetlipper
one who takes a toke off of a pipe and leaves the end wet, then p-sses it without wiping it off. fabio, this pipe is wet. what a wetlipper!
- wetmonster
a kick -ss water polo player.known for causing pain or loss of breath or blood to an opposing water polo player. whoa man your such a wetmonster, you kicked that guys -ss in the water.
- puppy dog cute
(adj.) when a person is soo cute that you just want to cuddle with him/her like a little puppy. dana is so puppy dog cute; i’d cuddle with him, but i’d never do him.
- Wet-o-pants
sap or soppy bloke prefers hugs to s-x darryl is a wet-o-pants said maria
- What is a Laura
a crazy english teacher, upon hearing a students cell phone ring asked what the ring tone way. the student (janice) replied saying that it was laura singing a song. upon hearing her response he asked ‘what is a laura?’ when laura zinni does random things the proper response is what is a laura? note: no […]