suburbasexual
a gay man who embraces the heteros-xual lifestyle, i.e. lack of taste in clothing, non-use of nonessential hygiene products, etc. often accused of being straight. opposite of metros-xual.
andy has been suburbas-xual since he came out; his repulsive habits and unmatchign clothes have kept him from finding a boyfriend.
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