Subway Shits
when a sh-t resembles a foot-long subway, often these types of sh-ts span over a few days, hence why “sh-ts” is plural.
they often result in the perpetrator spending an unusually long amount of time in the bathroom.
they can also be extremely painful on some occasions
greg: “hey man you were in there for ages, you ok?”
mike: ” nahh i’ve got the subway sh-ts”
greg: “ah sounds painful”
its when you contract diarrhea after you have eaten day old subway.
andrew:why does your uncle keep pulling over to use the restroom?
eric: its cuz he has the subway sh-ts
andrew: really he tried making me eat that sh-t, hes gonna have that throughout the trip
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