Subwoofer Crawl
a technique used to find the perfect spot in your room for full-sounding b-ss.
this technique is created by gene dellasala, president and founder/owner of audioholics (an online a/v magazine)
the technique involves placing the subwoofer in the spot where you usually sit when watching movies or listening to music, and turning on a fairly b-ss-heavy test track. then, crawling around on the floor while listening to where the b-ss sounds the best. switching spots with your subwoofer—it should sound about the same.
mark: i got my new sound system, but am confused where to place the subwoofer for the best sound.
sami: easy, do the subwoofer crawl and you will find out.
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