Success
not sucking
at age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
at age 12 success is having friends.
at age 16 success is having a drivers license.
at age 20 success is having s-x.
at age 35 success is having money.
at age 50 success is having money.
at age 60 success is having s-x.
at age 70 success is having a drivers license.
at age 75 success is having friends.
at age 80 success is not peeing in your pants
when you get right down to the root of the meaning of the word – succeed – ,
you find it simple means to follow through..
“success is a journey not a destination”
is defined by an individuals salary plus how many attractive women they sleep with per annum.
blaine: man i made 100,000 this year im a success
will : yeah man but u only got fat chicks. i made half that and got 15 women and 1 of them was a 10. you’re a joke im the success round here
blaine: well said i am pathetic
success is when you don’t have to post your achievements on social media, because everyone will know them anyway.
james is a successful guy, i read about him in the paper this morning.
when you have no less than two mediocre stories involving soccer b-lls from numerous summers spent working at a summer camp.
man, my life has been such a success, just think of all those stories.
getting up one more time than you’ve been knocked down.
theres nothing more important than success. not even p-ssy.
when you complete a training mode level, hit a record breaking homerun, or you snag a trophy in ssbm (super smash brothers melee)
“success!”
“success!”
“success!”
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