succubus
an unfeeling, undead beast who bears children for other people to raise while she pursues a fantasy (i.e., a no-chance career in modeling).
a thing who spits kids out but realizes it’s not always fun to care for them thus allows dcf to take them away, (i.e., natalia knaj, katherine -rs-nault jarvis).
an addict to drugs, alcohol & false attention, an annoying piece of sh-t, a f-ck up, a self-absorbed waste of sp-ce who will sleep with people twice their age for even a stick of gum.
that undeniable stench of incompetence, mental numbness & self-hatred one feels & uses a false sense of self as a front.
now that photoshop & airbrushing effects are all too common in today’s world, you’d think the old, raggedy succubus would stop making a fool of itself & make room for the much younger, much more talented & genuinely talented & beautiful models out there who show up in bikinis, in person & who don’t try desperately to deceive.
a demoness from h-ll whose sole purpose is to drain the souls of men by having s-x with them while they are asleep. also referred to as the “temptress of the night”.
if you wake up feeling very weak, and with a painful erection, you probably made love to a succubus.
a b-tchy, controlling girlfriend.
d-mn, your girlfriend is straight succubus.
1. one who leeches on and eventually completely consumes the very essence of man’s soul, leaving an empty and shattered sh-ll of what once was a free and ultimately superior human being destined for greatness.
2. also known as ‘b-tch’, ‘heartless wh-r-‘, ‘evil sl-t’, or ‘lying c-nt’. the evil spirit of these heartless creature is almost invisible at first sight; however, after a few months, one could find himself with: no money and no friends, lack of hobbies, little or no sense of reality, and/or self respect. these evil demons begin their hunt at age 14 and continue until they have successfully stripped one man of all his pride.
“that f-cking succubus destroyed my respect for women!” said jimmy, “i just want to get laid now!”
“a demon form h-ll sent to suck the life out of men” -south park
a controlling girlfriend who has her boyfriend whipped so bad that u never get to hang out with him or see him anymore and will ditch his buddies for her anytime. he is so whipped its sad. so very very sad.
d-mn mike your girlfirned is such a succubus!
i havnt seen that kid ever since he started dating that succubus
a mythical demoness from ancient scottish legends.
a very attractive female demon who craves s-x and must have lots of it because she uses the c-m to provide energy for her life-force.
the word “succubus” is derived from the latin word “succuba”, which means prost-tute or sl-t.
she f-cked me so good last night, i wonder if she really is a succubus. :^d
a lady temptress and the counterpart to an incubus. she is thought to seek s-xual intercourse with sleeping men. the succubus (as well as incubus) were thought to be fallen angels, looking foir revenge. demons, witches and deformed children were the supposed outcome of intercourse with a succubus (incubus).
if you wake at night with excrutiating pain and a very large b-n-r, you have probably been in contact with a succubus.
a beautiful spirit who sucks the souls out of men while they sleep
bella, my soul was always yours from before time.
you are not a succubus; you have claimed what is rightfully yours and i gave it freely.
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