succulent basking
any rottweiler who insists on messing his business on the mayor’s shoes.
this little p-ssy puppy sh-ts every godd-mn day at the same time when the mayor comes to my house to court my 13 year old daughter. inevitable the puckered pooch knows sh-t when she sees it and darts out of the house and lands perfectly a beautiful t-rd sort of liquidy succulent basking that never fails to hit the target. the mayor is such a f-cking pr-ck and child molester he keeps coming over because my mom is a wh-r- and cannot p-ss by an offer of security that never arrives.
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