suck it sideways
let’s say you have a really huge c-ck and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your p-n-s orally. tell her to “suck it sideways”! this way, instead of getting stuck on your p-ck-r head, she can suck you all the way down to your b-lls, and back again!
max johnson: swallow my c-ck b-tch!
lil’ lips: honey, you know i can’t. your weiner is just way too huge!
max: suck it sideways sugar.
lil’: what do you mean?
max: play my harmonica baby.
lil’: oooooohhh. okay.
max: yeah … yeah … yeah … ooohhh, harmonica baby, not corn on the cob. ouch!
lil’: sorry max … how’s that?
max: oh alright honey you know what i like!
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