suck me sideways


an response to an unexpected turn of events.
well suck me sideways, gentry made a shot during our chuch ball game!
basically, kiss my -ss or f-ck off
a: “so she apologized for sleeping with my ex – boyfriend”
b: “did you tell her to suck you sideways?”

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