suck my plums
a british expression which requests that someone preform f-ll-t– on ones t-st-cl-s.
footnote: the request is rarely granted using this methodology.
scammer: h-llo this is louise from barclay fraud team. your account sic hacked please confirm bank details.
smart person: who?
scammer: louise from barclay fraud. pls send long card number and expiry security code.
smart person: f-ck off. suck my plums.
scammer: send bank details
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