suck my tampon


for girls only: what to say to people who p-ss you off and that you hate when they get on your nerves instead of saying suck my t-ts. taken from the male term suck my d-ck. also gets people to shut up
example 1:
guy: i heard u give great bj’s wanna suck my d-ck
girl: suck my tampon

example 2:
dad: where the h-ll were u last night
daughter: out with friends
dad: give me ur phone and keys to the car ur grounded for a month
daughter: suck my tampon

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