Suck your own dick
when a person constantly brags and/or talks about themselves to anyone within earshot.
deedee: did you have fun at the bar last night with danny?
nj: eh, i couldn’t really get a word in because he just sucked his own d-ck the whole time.
deedee: what! i didn’t know you could suck your own d-ck.
nj: i just mean he wouldn’t talk about anything except for how cool he is. i don’t care how many famous people he hangs out with or how many parties he gets invited to, but that’s all he cares about.
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