Sucklefritz
when a woman is giving you a rather acceptable bl-wj-b, and u finally splooge your load into her mouth. after you are finished, a sucklefritz might occur. she will try to suck every last drop of c-m your p-n-s still contains in the shaft. she will use her hand to squeeze your p-n-s in an upward motion, just like when you squeeze a tube of toothpaste to get that last little bit out on your toothbrush.
guy: aww thanks for the bl-w j-b, babe. you are the best. you literally drank all that c-m i produced just now. i am so drained.
girl: gotta love the sucklefritz!
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