suckling cow
a s-xual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). use at own risk. do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep.
if you want to make it interesting, when you c-m, shoot down their body. after you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. however many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. try it with friends
person 1: why do i have vinegary p-b-s in my mouth?
person 2: have you ever heard of the suckling cow?
person 1: (throws up)
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