sucks the bag
adj.
1. inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. severe or unfavorable
3. being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory
v.
1. the act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scr-t-m and testes
2. blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.
1. waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.
2. a woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the kn-b is a keeper.
means you are a h-m-s-xual keik b-st-rd guy
you suck the bag man
Read Also:
- sudden accent syndrome
when someone you’re talking to changes accent or dialect for no apparent reason a.k.a sas guy: hola, it’s me! como estas? girl: um, i thought you were french?? guy: uhm oui! bonjour… girl: wow. you have sudden accent syndrome. what a loser.
- summer of shame
a summer break between school semesters in which one doesnt get laid. a summer lacking p-ssy. d-mn dude, this is truly a summer of shame.
- larijohn
pure awesomeness larijohn is great
- shellout falter
a condition or behavior that comes over some people, because they are cheap or short of funds, when the check arrives. coined by the late, great roger miller. “when you’re in a restaurant it’s funny how people at the table get sh-llout falter when the bill comes.” the set of delaying tactics, mystified looking around […]
- Tay
a s-xy b–tch that tay at the party last night was h-tting on you!-like totaly man!-totaly! short for taylor. good looking girl, normally with blue or brown eyes. amazing figure, and has a quite outgoing ego. caring and loving, quite a partyer. a down to earth girl who is easy to fall for. if you […]