Sud and Fud
when a woman is too fat to have s-x with so you soap up and f-ck her armpit.
last night dave took home a land m-ss that was taking up three barstools. knowing she had a good 100 lbs on him, there was no way dave was getting the plug in the socket. he elected the sud and fud. so he soaped up her armpit and f-cked it like a champ.
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